"I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt
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You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.