Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged
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There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.
Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel black shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.